Tell us about them. Get 8 ranked, personalized roast lines — or a full 2–3 minute speech, written and ready to deliver. Done in seconds.
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Eight lines that'll actually land.
Fill out 7 quick fields — quirks, occasion, your relationship to them.
Keep it Kind, A Little Spicy, or Full Roast. Your crowd, your call.
Eight ranked lines ready to deliver, or upgrade to a complete 2–3 minute speech with transitions and a warm close.
Takes about 90 seconds to fill out. Generates in about 10.
💡 Hidden for "Keep it Kind" tone — kind roasts skip this to stay warm.
Baby showers are Keep It Kind only — this crowd is too conservative for Spicy or Full Roast.
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Read our free guides to writing roast speeches for specific occasions.
The best birthday roasts are specific, not generic. Focus on one or two real quirks — the habit, the phrase they always say, the hobby they take too seriously. Misdirection is the engine: set up an expectation, then subvert it. Roast Writer handles all of this automatically — just fill in the details about your person and we build the structure for you.
Yes — retirement is one of our most popular occasions. We have prompts built specifically around retirement humor: career length, what they're leaving behind, how their colleagues will (or won't) cope. Select "Retirement" from the occasion dropdown and fill in their career details for lines that hit differently than generic retirement jokes.
For most wedding toasts, "Keep it Kind" or "A Little Spicy" are the safe choices — you're roasting in front of grandparents, in-laws, and people who've never met you. "Full Roast" is better saved for bachelor/bachelorette parties where the crowd is tight and already warmed up.
"Roast Lines" ($6.99) gives you 8 ranked personalized roast lines — the jokes themselves. "Lines + Speech" ($24.99) gives you the 8 lines plus a complete 2–3 minute speech with an opening, transitions between jokes, and a warm close. If you need something you can stand up and read word-for-word, get the bundle.
They're personalized to the details you enter — their name, quirks, job, occasion, and your relationship to them. We use a 4-layer prompt system that generates 12 lines, then runs an editor pass to cut anything generic or predictable. You get the top 8 that are actually specific to your person.
Two options: the $2.99 Regenerate button runs a fresh pass on the same person with different angles, no re-filling the form. If you're still not happy, email us at hello@roastwriter.ai and we'll refund you — no questions asked.
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16 personal celebration occasions: milestone birthdays (30, 40, 50, 60+), weddings and best man toasts, retirement farewell speeches, office send-offs, work anniversaries, promotions, graduations, bachelor and bachelorette parties, engagement parties, milestone anniversaries, divorce parties and fresh starts, business launches, fitness milestones, debt payoff celebrations, housewarming parties, and baby showers.
No. Roastwriter.ai writes personalized roast lines and speeches for personal milestones — birthdays, weddings, retirements, and similar personal celebrations. Roastwriter.com is an unrelated service for marketing copy. Roastwriter.ai is exclusively focused on personal speeches for real life moments.
Roastwriter.ai uses a 4-layer prompt framework built specifically for roast writing — a roast architect, character voice writer, speech writer, and editor filter. ChatGPT produces first-draft general content. Roastwriter.ai produces ranked, filtered lines specific to your person. The difference is the same as a rough draft versus an edited result.